1.Gender?
Male
2.Happy with it?
sucks on occasions, but all in all: is good
3.Do you think you're mentally stable?
i wouldn't count on me being the sanest person you meet
4. Do others?
heck, i don't hide it, people rarely ask, but they think i'm... odd
5.How will you end up?
hmm... dead, perhaps?
6.The ideal way to go(die)?
doin' fun shits
7. Share one Happy memory.
yeah, i'd rather not, those are kinda personal, and i tend to keep those things to myself
8.If you could give yourself a present what would it be?
peace of mind
9. Now give 5 more presents to people you know.
my mom: health to live for another 50 years (for putting up with me and my brother)
my brother: all the model airplanes he can assemble in his lifetime (he got me started on that habit )
my other mom (it's not like that, just a roleplayer thing): sanity, because our little roleplayer family can really make her go insane at times
my gf, steffi: the house she wanted, mainly for showing me many new things about myself
my granny: knowledge, that everything's okay, or at least will be just fine with the whole family (she died 4 years ago, and meant quite alot to me)
10. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
never looked, not about to do it just for this thing here
11.Do you stalk anyone or are being stalked?
i have stickies, yes, but they don't really stalk me, they just try to harass me on msn
12.Do you have problems with Canadians?
they don't do anything to me - i don't have a problem with them
13.Ze French?
see above
14.Americans?
most of them: idiots; others: see above
15.The English?
great sense of homour
16.Have you ever shot anyone in Memphis?
wtf?
17.How many pairs of underwear do you own?
i'm supposed to count them?
18.Do you get excited over cameras?
yes, i hate having pictures taken of me
19. Have you ever obsessed over any of the following: Pickles, poison, knives, cheese, penguins, bald people, midgets or pirates? Name which in case of 'yes'.
sharp and pointy objects on general, as the bigger portion of my artwork is comprised of hi-fantasy weaponry
20. Are you a hermaphrodite?
i do not have the manparts and the womanparts at the same time, and i am not able to get myself pregnant (short answer: no)
21.Is everybody else happy with your life?
so, since when do others have anything to do with how i live my life?
22.What's the logic behind your answer?
my life, my own business
23.How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
used to be 4-6, now i think i'm capping out at around 10-13
24.What is featured most often in your dreams?
not much, as far i see/remember them, it's too syrreal to explain
25.What kind of computer do you have? lappie
26.Are you obsessed with shiny things?
i have a few shinies, but no obsession over then, it'd be more an obsession of making shinies
27.Are you at least attracted to them?
i loves the dragon pendant i have, as it was a special gift; the trinity pendant is in my posession as long as my girlfriends away
28. Person or people who frustrate you the most?
99% of humanity, as they're no more than sheep, following the trends the media puts in their heads (sorry, that's the way i feel about it)
29. What song best describes you?(can pick up to three)
well, there's dimmu borgir's puritania, cataclysm children; vivaldi's four seasons
30.Tell 2 lies and a truth. Match and mix Let people figure out themselves.
1 i've been called jack sparrow
2 i take part in pnp rpg's weekly
3 i have a great many siblings
Part 2.
Do you believe in...

1. God?
noes!!!!!eleventyone!
2.magic?
kinda, not magic per se, but using energy to do all sorts of freaky shits
3.True love?
nay
4.Heaven?
nay, i believe in reincarnation
5.Hell?
see above
6.Satan?
and i quote (prolly not very well though) : satan's the little voice in our heads that say fuck you to the people we hate
7.The Lord and Lady?
in the quiet words of the virgin mary: come again?
8.The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
i like the idea, but not so keen on believeing in higher powers like them
9.Local Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
ah, now they might have existed as ifluential people, seeing as they didn't really have powers
10.Atheism?
describes about 50% of my beliefs, other 50% is satanism
11.Agnostic(ism)?
can't remember what that was, and not about to google it
12. fairies (watch your answer you might kill one with a 'no'?
nay
13.Dragons?
nay
14.Unicorns?
nay
15.Gollum?
oh hells no
16.Santa?
nice idea, but it's sold out to big companies
17.The Easter Bunny?
nay
18.The Tooth Fairy?
nay
19.Pixies?
nay
20.Karma?
sadly, yes, and i beleive karma to be a real bitch/bastard (prolly both at the same time)
21.Immortality?
immortality of the soul: yes; of the body: no, and wouldn't want it either, as it'd get boring after a century or so
22.Do you believe in life on other planets?
yes, it's an infinite universe out there, and to think that we're the only ones, is just idiotic ^^
23.Do you believe in parallel universes?
yes, every possible descision possible at any point in time will have been made in some parallel universe, imho, thus making their numbers infinite
24.Do you believe in Eternity?
look at the clear night sky and think a bit at what you're seeing there
25.Do you believe in evolution?
yay and nay
26.Do you believe in life after death?
see answer number i can't remember
27.What happens to us after we die?
not much of an idea yet, we'll all know at some point
28.Do you believe in superheroes?
yes, some people are superheroes, like firemen, they don't really have powers, but the things they do...
29.Super villains?
not bloody likely
30.Do you believe in Fate?
yeesh, i do
31.That everything has a purpose?
more than i'd like
32.Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
money is a means to an end, nothing more, but having too much of it will make you it's slave
33.Angels?
nay
34.Demons?
nay
35.Ghosts?
yay
36.Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?
it's possible, but i'm leaning towards a no
37.Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
yes, but it takes a very selfless person to achieve it
38.Do you believe in selflessness at all?
yes, at times
39.Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
yes, i think it can make one subconciously strive towards it more and more
40.Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
on occasion

Part 3. Would you ever...

Sacrifice everything for a friend?
no
A lover?
no
Give your life for a friend?
without thinking about it, i would, if i'd stop to think about it, i wouldn't
A lover?
see above
Give your life to save a stranger's?
see above
Lie to a friend?
no, if said friend asks something that i do not wish to answer, i evade the question, then explain that it's too personal to share at the moment
Lie to your parents?
depends
Lie to a lover?
see answer to lie to a friend
Yourself?
somewhat impossible innit?
Hug your parents in public?
real parents? feck noes; orp mom: done it before, will do it again
Skip down the street with them while holding hands?
i do it with people i've just met, just for fun anywho
Blow up your house?
ah, experimentings, yeeesh...
Recommend this survey to a friend or foe?
too lazy -.-

Part 4. Pop culture references...

Favorite fictional world? If can't decide can pick max of 3.
dune, ME (middleearth), and clifford d. simak's the city
What's your kryptonite?
COOOFFEEEE!!!! XD
Angel or Spike?
or
Kirk or Spock?
or
Witch LOTR character is most like you? Why?
none of them are neither sadistic, masochistic, misanthropic, or sarcastic enough
Spiderman or superman?
or
Catwoman or Poison Ivy?
or
Smallville or Rossville?
or
Favorite Heroes character? why?
never seen it
Favorite net comic?
orneryboy, even though the updates are sometimes weeks apart
Favorite net comic character (can pick 3 if confused)?
tempts fate
Favorite adventure movie?
i'm a sci-fi/fantasy geek, figure it out
Indiana Jones, Ben Gates, Lara Croft, Crocodile Dundee or Steve Irwin?
and still, the answer is: OR
'How it's made' the best show on discovery?
nope, mythbusters is
Best superhero ever?
Braman
Arthur dent or Ford Prefect?
OR!!!!
Which French movie Impressed you the most?
amelie
Which Sin City story?
that yellow bastard
You'd like to be an Assassin, Ninja, Samurai or a Bellydancer with a lot of scarfs?
OR, goddammit
Favorite George Lucas product?
SW
Peter Jacksons 'King kong' a mistake?
no idea
Favorite LOTR male?
uhh... johnny depp? XD okay, i'd go with elrond
Favorite LOTR female?
rosy
Favorite Potter character?
hermione, played by lindsay lohan XD
Favorite black and white movie?
dead man, made in 1995, i think
Best band?
graveworm takes the plate, hands down
Favorite George R.R Martin character?
dun reads him yet